Public service message to... Halo campers ( the one's that like to use camo, take the sword, and hide out at the top of the lift on slayer sword base map),
My gaming colleagues and I would like to bring to your attention that camping out is NOT COOL.
Technically waiting there for the kill over and over again is down right low, rude, and down right un-sportsman like.
Camping is not something a player should do to get more kills. It just makes you a worse player by not getting in the practice of the kill and doesn't teach a player any skill.
Further more crouching down over a body repeatedly to "teabag" dead opposing teammate is also immature and disgusting and is not tolerated by many. Every wonder why no one wants to play with you? That is part of the reason.
To parents who let there children play Halo should:
1) monitor when they are allowed to play
2) teach their children strong moral fiber by punishing them for.....
A) camping out
B) foul language in and out of game play and for EVEN KNOWING WHAT "TEA BAGGING" IS.
C) teach children that the ethnicity or gender of players doesn't matter.
D) not allow children to use headset devices if they are going to be badmouthing everyone and everything
throughout game play.
Tonite my teammates and I had the most unfortunate pleasure of playing with a 12 year old kid whose little sister was in bed and he was left home alone to watch her. He also admitting to not knowing where his mom goes all the time.
As a result of the lack of supervision he insulted my female gender (big mistake. I made him into ground chuck meat), made fun of people in South Dakota, insulted my teammates in regards to their ethnic back rounds (Such as being broke and living in the hood) teabaged a lot, bragged about everything he did, and used such dirty and horrible words and phrases that even this chica (me) who has The dirty mouth of a sailor wanted so badly to wash his mouth out with soap, find a nice "switch" and beat his little butt raw.
Due to his lack of a caring, moral teaching parent we had to boot him from our party.
Oh and yeah.... girls have vaginas, but that can still kick ass at Halo. Don't think that trying to target girl players is going to get you more kills. About 90% of the time it just makes you die more.
We felt bad for the kid's lack of discipline, but could not handle his horrible remarks to allow him to continue playing with us. It was horrible! I wonder how many times that kid has gotten in trouble or expelled from school due to his behavior.
In regards to joining a gaming party:
It doesn't fricken matter what you want to play or not. That is for the host of the party to decide.
Don't be hot headed and throw a temper tantrum because you don't want to play grif ball, hockey, skee-ball, or head hunter. If you do not want to play those and the host does do not accept the invite or shut your freak'n mouth and deal with it.
Politeness is key to a good game and good team building. It is also a skill needed to be used in everyday life.
Don't be a menace. Place nice. If you don't you can get banned from "said" party and even be given very negative player feedback. Too much negative feedback and you can get put on Halo probation or in rare instances even be banned from Halo Reach for XBOX Live.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by,
Eric, sickjay, nirvana1138, and party host KrazyAce
We thank you for your time.
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